{"product_id":"revelation-by-cleo-white","title":"Revelation by Cleo White","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce upon a time, there was a princess locked in a tower, guarded by an obnoxiously attractive dragon with a superiority complex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHer crime, you may ask?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA single, topless, crowd-surfing incident. Which was photographed, published by multiple news outlets, and “jeopardized” her father’s high profile election campaign.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFaced with the threat of being cut off—and forced to rely on her non-existent life skills—the princess had little choice but to accept her punishment: house arrest at the family estate for the duration of the campaign.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA campaign which will last eight. Freaking. Months.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs if all this wasn’t terrible enough, the princess’s only company—the dragon—was even more unpleasant than the punishment itself. He hated her at first sight; most likely for the crime of being pretty, and rich, and way better than him at literally everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMean, condescending, and a total turd, the dragon seemed to want nothing more than to assert his authority over the princess. She believed—quite rightly—that being insanely hot doesn’t give you the right to treat people that way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt wasn’t long before the princess decided her only recourse… was war.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pink Couch Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44042534977579,"sku":"9798995567400","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0595\/6789\/8667\/files\/IMG-0027.png?v=1778180861","url":"https:\/\/shop.pinkcouchbooks.com\/products\/revelation-by-cleo-white","provider":"Pink Couch Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}